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I just spent the entire just staring at this gif
HOW IS IT COMPLETEY IN SYNC WITH THE MUSIC!!!
I am done with this fandom
i have never seen anything more perfect
LOL do you not remember that episode where the family befriends a gay man, and Bart starts dancing in women’s wigs and things, which makes Homer freak out as he thinks that Bart’s becoming gay, so he tries to get him to do supposedly super macho things to make him straight, but it all ends up backfiring because those things end up being super gay?
Like, he takes him to a steel mill, which ends up turning into a gay club at the end of the night:
Then he tries to take him out hunting:
All of which is like Louis Nohomo Nobromo Tomlinson, who has sworn off gay rumours, but inadvertently gets gay symbols tattooed to his skin:
Wears tee shirts with rainbows on them, twice:
Wears shirts advertising gay beaches, twice (and really, “Queen’s Surf”?):
Ends up in the gay district of Paris to get a tattoo, a district full of rainbow flags he likely didn’t see or understand the meaning of:
And then of course all those other previous times he accidentally got tattoos that corresponded with a male friend of his who he used to share his bed with but definitely didn’t sex or kiss because that would be gay and he isn’t so that’s how we know that didn’t happen:
Or how he accidentally said things which suggested that this friend was intrigued by gay sex, but which didn’t mean that at all because both of them are clearly crazy about heterosexuality:
Or how he made it seem that he himself was into gay sex with this friend, when he clearly meant straightforward things, like Harry perhaps does own a horse:
Or those times he accidentally ended up making direct eye contact with this friend as he was just casually and heterosexually stroking the head of an erect mic he’d placed between his legs as he quenched an obvious thirst by sucking on his bottle:
Or those times when that dry throat he suffers from got the better of him just as friend was talking about how he would settle down if he met someone who he liked:
Or how again he ended up looking right at this friend as he himself was talking about how he’d settled down with someone:
Or how he accidentally managed to learn how to do the symbol for “lovers” in sign language with this friend:
Or that time he thought a tweet he’d once made which made it seem as though he was in love with this friend had been deleted, and so ended up following a fan decked out to the nines in this tweet, as though he was quite attached to this thing too, even if it did symbolize a big gay love affair that didn’t exist and which was chasing him down:
And all those times he accidentally ended up looking meaningfully and soulfully at this friend in this way when subjects involving anniversaries, relationships, marriage/babies came up:
And so on, and so on.
Basically poor Louis is currently being chased down by homosexuality and there’s only so far he can run. :( He’s going to end up at a gay steel mill one of these days and nobody will believe him when he claims he thought it was the most heterosexual place he thought he could go!